NO CAMERAS OR VIDEO RECORDING DEVICES.

LEAVE THEM AT HOME, THEY WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN.

Which Night Is Best?

We often get asked this question. The art on the walls is the same; the performance art is basically the same on all nights, with some variations, and starting generally around 8:30pm. Yet the evenings differ somewhat. Still rather than answering a few dozen emails, below you’ll find our take.

Remember- it’s an art opening- it’s alright to see the work, watch some performance, and then split. You don’t stay at the movies all night long, and you won’t hurt our feelings if you leave, in fact, we prefer it. You can come before or after the bar or dinner or whatever.

Friday Feb 11, 2011 : OPENING NIGHT : 7PM til 2AM
21+ Over, Advance TIX $20.00, Cash Bar
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Advance tickets recommended. In traditional art circles the opening night is the big night, but then again, Dirty Show is not like a traditional art opening. If you are concerned with purchasing art, you should definitely come early this night- because this is when the serious collectors are there to buy.

Saturday Feb 12, 2011 : 7PM til 2AM
21+ Over, Advance TIX $20.00, Cash Bar
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Advance tickets strongly advised. This is traditionally a busy night.

Sunday Feb 13, 2011 : DAYLIGHT VIEWING : 1PM til 5PM
18+ Over, TIX $10
The perfect time for anybody who bitches that it is too crowded to view the art on the weekend nights. Nice and quiet, pleasant music soothes you as you leisurely stroll the exhibition area strewn with the refuse from the previous evening. It will cure any hangover—we’ll have ice, tomato juice and orange juice and other mixers on hand. Possibly even a bagel platter. It’s easy to get help, should you have any questions, and actually WE may be bothersome- so just tell us to go away or pass the cream cheese.

Monday Feb 14, 2011 : Valentine’s Night : 7PM til 1AM
18+ Over, Advance TIX $20.00, Cash Bar
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Advance tickets recommended. This is a great chance to bring that special someone to the show. This night tends to be very popular before or after that romantic dinner. We’ll have a full stage presentation and even have some surprises lined up.

Friday Feb 18, 2011 :  7PM til 2AM
18+ Over, Advance TIX $20.00, Cash Bar
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A perfect beginning or end to a romantic evening with that special someone. Advance tickets recommended. Nothing says “I Love You” better than a trip to the Dirty Show.

Saturday Feb 19, 2011 :  Closing Night : 7PM til 2AM
21+ Over, Advance TIX $20.00, Cash Bar
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A perfect beginning or end to a romantic evening with that special someone. Advance tickets recommended. Nothing says “I Love You” better than a trip to the Dirty Show.

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Should I Buy my Tickets in Advance?

Absolutely! They guarantee you entry and no waiting in long lines. You can buy them online, by phone, and at several Detroit area locations. They are available at the door but you will have to wait in line, remember, this is Michigan, it’s February… and oh baby It’s cold outside.

Can I bring my camera or video camera?

NO Cameras or Video Recording Devices Allowed.
LEAVE THEM AT HOME, THEY WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN. Cameras that are present are our photographers shooting for us, or Press.

Is there a dress code?

From Tuxedos to T-shirts, there is no dress code. Coat Check is available.

Exactly what is the Performance Art?

It has varied from year to year and it may vary somewhat from night to night, but we generally like to keep it a surprise.

Is there ample Parking near the Exhibit?

Street Parking is available, but there is also Valet Service.

If I buy a piece of art, when do I get to take it home?

Firstly, congratulations you’ve made a very wise decision, however all art hangs for the duration of the show (see exceptions) and MUST be picked up on the designated Art Pick-Up Day, which is traditionally the day after the last exhibit date. (Exceptions: Any art prints or items purchased at Gift Stand are cash and carry.) We can also have it shipped directly to your door for a nominal charge.

I bought tickets in advance, do I wait in the line?

No Waiting! Advance ticket holders proceed directly to the entrance. Please have your Photo I.D. ready. If your tickets are at Will Call go directly to the Will Call window.

I don’t drink, do I still need to bring my Photo I.D.?

No one will be allowed in the door without a valid photo I.D. No Exceptions! Even our staff has to have proper I.D., and age limits on various nights are strictly enforced.

Can I bring my Backpack or Suitcase with me?

No, large bags or packs are not permitted, leave them at home… with your cameras.